Kissaa Kursee Kaa

Presidential elections are soon to be held in Jan Gan, and the two main political parties are headed by Bhikharimal and Garibdas, who are contesting under their respective symbols of a cycle and horse. A foreign educated female, Meera, and her boyfriend, Gopal, decide to field their very own candidate. They chose a poor male, Gangaram, who is employed on a meager wage of Two Rupees a day with his employer, who sells fake herbs and medicines, including one called 'Sanjay Sanjeevni'. The duo then bribe the two main contestants in order to force them to withdraw their names from the election, thus ensuring an easy win for Gangaram, who goes on to become the President-elect, after successfully wooing a naive and dumb poor woman named Janta (Public). On his very first day, Gangaram learns from his Kursee (Chair) that it is more practical for him to obey it's 8 commands, and he does so quite religiously. His Presidential Assistant, Deshpal, recruits a busty Private Secretary, Ruby Dixsana, for Gangaram's nightly pleasure. On the issue of poverty, he decides that mice and rats eat food grains, and are, therefore responsible for this problem, so he instructs the Government to pay a reward of Ten Rupees for every dead mouse. Corrupt Government employees instead accept a One Rupee bribe in lieu of a dead mouse, and pay huge sums to the public. When Janta kills five mice, she becomes the only one to present physical evidence, and is ridiculed and given the runaround by officials. When she approaches Gangaram, he refuses to discuss this issue with her. When Bhajneesh launches a protest over the alleged killing of mice, as they are linked to Bhagwan Shri Ganesh, Gangaram meets with him, presents him with a solid gold 400 kilo mouse, and assures him that the rodents will not be killed, and those caught killing them will be arrested. Unaware of the changed circumstances, and still demanding compensation, Janta is arrested by the Police for killing five mice. Gangaram then makes a deal with a Caucasian male named Double Dealer - which involves fictitious export and import of dogs and cats. When pressure mounts on him to address issues such as removal of poverty, he enlists the assistance of Bhajneesh, who, for a huge fee, recruits several hundred employees to destroy shanty huts, and build multi-storeyed buildings. When corruption increases tenfold, and pressure mounts on him again, Gangaram decides to blame everything on external forces, especially Jan Gan's neighboring country, Andher Nagri. He visits it's emperor, and after some discussions, both verbally agree that in order to distract their respective electorate, it would be in both their interests to wage war on each other. In this way, both countries go to war. When Gopal protests and conspires to overthrow Gangaram, Deshpal kills him, and calls it a suicide. But not before Gopal finds out that no one in Parliament really wants to address burning issues as poverty, hunger, housing, employment, and corruption. Bhikharimal then approaches the Courts to declare Gangaram's election null and void. As soon as the Court issues the verdict against him, Gangaram declares an Emergency, has all opposition members arrested, and curbs the freedom of the media and the Courts. When Meera opposes him, he kills her, and is now all set to declare himself the permanent President of this beleaguered nation.