No Sex Please - We're British

A mistaken address causes a newlywed couple's apartment to fill up with mail-order Swiss porn... right before a visit by the wife's father, a bank president who happens to be the husband's new employer. From the Broadway play. Porn-shop owner Pete, orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko, but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newlyweds David (the bank's assistant manager) and Penny Hunter are shocked when first photos, then films, and finally two girls are sent to them in the Bank's flat. They and their friend, head cashier Brian Runnicles (who starts to have a nervous breakdown), must deal with getting rid of the porn without letting their boss Mr. Bromley--the bank's very anti-porn manager, the local police in the form of Inspector Paul, and David's mother Bertha even suspect what is happening. —Lee Horton <Leeh@tcp.co.uk> Illegal pornography has been flooding the streets of urban England. Local dealer Pete Hunter, whose shop is located at 313 High Street, orders some pornographic photographs from his supplier, Niko, who addresses the package to "P. Hunter" and inadvertently sends it to 131 High Street instead. At that address is a Barclays Bank branch, and upstairs is a flat belonging to the bank where bank executive David and his wife Penny, just back from their honeymoon, live; their last name is also Hunter. When the package arrives at 131, David and Penny, thinking that the P. Hunter is her, are horrified at the contents, not only because of the salacious material, but also because David's boss, Mr. Bromley, has previously fired without question others who possessed such materials. David's bank colleague, head cashier Brian Runnicles, helps them try to dispose of the photos before they're seen by Mr. Bromley, David's visiting mother Bertha, or the police. But getting rid of the evidence is more difficult than they expect and Pete Hunter just keeps ordering more porn which gets delivered to 131. —Huggo