Bernard Cribbins

Grim yet distinctly humorous, this grisly thriller concerns a rapist-murderer who terrorizes modern London.

An American plans to bilk the British out of some considerable money with the help of an English con artist. George Lester is a man who is chasing rainbows, looking for the pot of gold at the end. When his wife, Pamela grows tired of being dragged all over the world, she leaves him. While she is away, George converts her family home into a discotheque, when she returns, she threatens to send George to jail for fraud, cause she didn't give her approval. George needing some fast bucks, decides to turn to an old cohort of his, William Homer but Willy's a little short. George then decides to steal the plans to a new drill, Pamela's suitor, Dudley Heath is working on. But when George gets the mumps, he can't make it to the meeting place and refuses to give Willy the plans unless he gives him the cash first. And the buyers won't give unless they see the merchandise first. —rcs0411@yahoo.com

A businessman moves to Hong Kong to pursue a career as an artist and falls in love with a prostitute he hires as a model. Robert Lomax, tired of working in an office, wants to be an artist. So he moves to Hong Kong to try his hand at painting. Finding a cheap hotel, he checks in, only to find it's used by prostitutes and their "dates" they meet in the bar downstairs. Since he never picks up any of the ladies, they all want to know more about him. Eventually, he does hire one to model for him... and soon falls in love. However, since he's on a limited budget, he can't afford her exclusively, but doesn't want to "share" her with anyone else. —Brian W Martz <B.Martz@Genie.com> Approaching middle age, American Robert Lomax puts behind his job as an architect to live in Hong Kong as an artist. After finding a cheap hotel to live, he finds it's used by the local prostitutes to bring their dates. Since he never offers to have a date with any of the ladies, they all become curious. He does hire one to model for him... and falls in love. —Huggo Unable to convince himself he likes what he does for a living, disillusioned, grizzled American architect Robert Lomax puts his career on hold and leaves everything behind to have a go at painting. But as Robert sets foot on bustling, far-off Wan Chai in Hong Kong Island, a chance encounter with exotic, feisty native Suzie Wong will turn his world upside down, paving the way for an unexpected, unusual, East-meets-West relationship. And amid exciting new experiences and happy Sherry-Flip-fuelled nights, Lomax is on the verge of making an eye-opening, life-changing discovery. However, what does Suzie, the mysterious girl with the almond-shaped eyes, want from Robert, the fine gentleman in a strange land? —Nick Riganas