Bill Goldberg

Paul "Wrecking" Crewe (Adam Sandler) is a former NFL player disgraced for shaving points in a big game. He gets in an argument with his rich girlfriend, Lena (Courteney Cox), regarding his failure. He locks her in a closet, gets drunk, and goes joyriding in her Bentley Continental GT through San Diego. After completely wrecking the car and disabling several police cruisers in the process, he gets arrested and convicted for grand theft auto and driving while intoxicated and is sentenced to three years in Allenville Penitentiary in Texas. In prison, Warden Hazen (James Cromwell) asks Crewe to help the prison guards' football team. Crewe, under threat of an extra five years in prison for a falsified accusation of attacking Captain Knauer (William Fichtner), decides to help him. He informs Hazen that what his team needs is a tune-up game, in which they play a team like Appalachian State in order to boost morale. Hazen decides that Crewe, with the help of a fellow inmate, Caretaker (Chris Rock), will make a team out of the inmates for them to play as their tune-up game. He starts off with a poorly organized team, before being noticed by another prisoner, former college football star Nate Scarborough (Burt Reynolds), who decides to help him by coaching the team. Crewe, Nate and Caretaker find a rating system on the criminals (up to five stars, depending on how prone to violence they are). They all set out to find and recruit some five-star inmates: linebacker "Battle" (Bill Goldberg); fullback Turley (Dalip Singh Rana); and at safety, Torres (Lobo Sebastian), a chain-smoking outsider. But after realizing their team is built on power and nastiness (primarily on defense) and there are no offensive threats on the team, Crewe realizes he needs more players. Caretaker suggests that it is due to their lack of "brothers", as they only have one currently on their team: defensive lineman Switowski (Bob Sapp), a childlike and friendly, but large strongman. Crew approaches the black inmates, but one of them, Deacon Moss (Michael Irvin), says that none of them want to play on his team because of Crewe's point-shaving history. So, Crewe challenges Deacon to a 1-on-1 basketball game where if Crewe wins, the men will join the team. They play basketball and call their own fouls, with Crewe getting physically punished during the game. Despite Crewe losing, one of the black inmates, Earl Megget (Cornell "Nelly" Haynes, Jr.), is impressed by Crewe's resilience and joins the team, which Deacon allows with no consequence. Megget becomes the team's running back by impressing Crewe with his running ability. After a tip from Unger (David Patrick Kelly) that Crewe and Meggett are the only real offensive threats on the team, Captain Knauer, the guards' quarterback, decides that the guards should try to stop Megget by trying to get him to assault one of them and sticking him in solitary confinement. Three guards, Denham (Stone Cold Steve Austin), Garner (Brian Bosworth), and Engleheart (Kevin Nash) try to provoke Megget by using racial slurs and making him pick up books they dropped on the floor repeatedly. The guards give up on this after he withstands their harassment without being provoked. Witnessing this, Moss, "Cheeseburger" Eddy (Terry Crews), and the rest of black inmates agree to join the football team. Hazen and guards go to extreme lengths to stop Crewe's squad, even flooding their field, but the team overcomes these obstacles. Caretaker suggests that since the guards have been playing dirty, that the inmates should start acting more like criminals, such as swapping Engleheart's Anabolic steroids for estrogen pills, examining x-rays of guards with broken bones, and acquiring tapes of the guards' past games from Hazen's elderly secretary Lynette (Cloris Leachman), in exchange for Crewe playing sexual games with her and Brucie (Nicholas Turturro) caught in love with a sissy called Miss Tucker (Tracy Morgan) by camera CCTV. After watching 2 comedy videos, Scarborough plays the guard's past games videos in order to examine the guard's formation to his teammates. Without feeling conscious, Unger secretly see the activities of the inmates who were watching a movie, and he immediately told Guard Garner. To sabotage the inmates' morale, the guards Garner, Engleheart, Holland, and Lambert have Unger plant a bomb in Crewe's cell during the inmate's last practice. Crewe, deciding to stay with the team for their post-practice hype, doesn't notice Caretaker going to Crewe's cell to leave him a present. Unger, waiting for Crewe to enter his cell, doesn't notice Caretaker going into Crewe's cell. Caretaker places an old college picture of Crewe as a present on top of his radio. Caretaker listens to the "music" that Crewe was listening to (set up by Unger to provoke Caretaker to change the station) and does change the channel, causing the bomb to explode. Unger, still not knowing it was Caretaker, closes the cell door to keep any help from arriving. Crewe and Scarborough arrive too late and watch Caretaker burn to his death. At the funeral the next day, Crewe and the football team leave presents for Caretaker including a bible from Moss, "Cheeseburger" Eddy's Cheesburger with fries, Caretaker's stopwatch and whistle from Scarborough, and a picture of his mother from Crewe that he showed him a few nights before. During game day, the inmates, now calling themselves "Mean Machine", with gear provided by the late Caretaker, overcome a rough start, and Crewe has to help the team realize that winning the game is more important than personal grudges. One of the referees is also corrupt, and Crewe has to coerce him to make fair calls by giving up two downs to throw the ball in his groin. The first half ends with the score tied. The angered Hazen informs Crewe that if he does not lose he would be framed for the murder of Caretaker. Crewe acquiesces to Hazen's threat. After the guards score touchdowns while inflicting punishment on the inmates, while Crewe fakes an injury to leave the field. Crewe returns to the field, but the other inmates, believing he has returned to his old point-shaving ways, ignore him, and allow him to get tackled twice. After losing his helmet and still getting the first down, Crewe admits his sabotage to the other inmates, and asks for their forgiveness. United again as a team, the Mean Machine scores two touchdowns to cut the guards' lead to 35-28, but Megget injures his knee. Scarborough comes in for one play as replacement and scores a touchdown off a trick play involving a fumble called a Fumblerooski. They decide to go for the two-point conversion, and the win. As they get up to the line they seem to be confused, and Crewe and Coach start arguing in order to trick the guards. Moss gets the snap and passes it to Crewe, who scores the winning conversion. Knauer, with a newfound respect for Crewe, lets him know that he will testify that Crewe had nothing to do with Caretaker's death. Hazen admonishes Knauer for losing a fixed game and notices that Crewe is heading towards the exit along with the fans. Retrieving a sniper-rifle, he demands that Crewe be shot for attempting to escape. Knauer hesitates because of the numerous people near Crewe. Knauer sights up Crewe, but hesitates again, calling out Crewe's name to get him to stop. As Crewe picks up the game football and returns back, Knauer angrily hands the rifle back to Hazen and leaves, while Crewe gives the game ball to Hazen, telling them to place it in his trophy case. Moss and Battle pour a cooler of Gatorade on Hazen in a mockery of a typical football game celebration. Hazen angrily shouts that they will receive a week in the hotbox. Battle yells back, "Who gives a s**t!"

The film takes place about 8 years after the events of "Space Jam". when the Warner Brothers Inc. Studio Company in Hollywood, Los Angeles announces a Bugs Bunny Movie, Bugs Bunny Esq. gets a starring role in the new movie, but his jealous frienemy Daffy Horacio Tiberius Armando Sheldon Duck wants to be in it too, fed up with villainous roles and overshadowing. However, studio executive Katelyn "Kate" Houghton looks at the numbers, and sees that nobody wants Daffy. She fires Daffy and orders him off the Warner Bros lot. a security guard named Damien "DJ" Drake Jr. must escort Daffy off the lot. Daffy does not leave easily and DJ must chase Daffy all around the Hollywood street causing tremendous damage to the studio and accidentally causes the Warner Bros' Water-Tower to fall down and cause a giant flood. DJ is also fired and kicked off the lot. He goes home, not knowing that Daffy is hiding in his backpack. At home, DJ gets a message from his famous movie-superstar father, Damien Drake, is actually a secret spy agent in real life. and that Doctor Luther J. Chairman, the dark evil president, now-owner (after the original founder Marvin Acme was murdered) and chairman of the evil Acme Corporation (likely located in Fairfield City, New Jersey) is holding him prisoner and wants an ancient mysterious magical legendary mythical blue monkey-shaped gem called: "The Blue Monkey Diamond" which has the supernatural powers to transform humans into monkeys so that Mr Chairman can shift all mankind into monkeys to use as slaves. Damien tells him in the message to go to Dusty Tails at Las Vegas, DJ must first find the Blue Monkey Diamond before the Acme Corporation does to save the world. DJ and Daffy join forces to find the Blue Monkey Diamond and then save his father and go in his old yellow pizza gremlin car. back at Warner Bros, they try to film the movie without Daffy, but fail. Mr Warner, the boss and owner of Warner Bros wants him back and sends Kate to get him back. Kate and Bugs arrive at DJ's house and realise that DJ went to Las Vegas with Daffy. they find Damien's secret spy car and use it to track the others to Las Vegas. Daffy and DJ arrive at the city of Las Vegas, Nevada and find Dusty Tails at Yosemite Sam's Western casino hotel restaurant, she gives them a "queen of diamonds" playing card and tells them about the Blue Monkey. Yosemite Sam and his other cowboys reveal that they are secretly evil agents for Acme and chase Daffy and DJ through the saloon trying to take the card, but Daffy and DJ escape and bump into Kate and Daffy and they all have a big city car chase across Las Vegas. they eventually all escape by putting the spy car in flying car mode and fly it out of Las Vegas, Sam has a car crash into a giant pile of explosives, resulting in a giant explosion. they crash into the desert and get marooned, until they find a Walmart store nearby and buy food and water supplies to survive. then they find Area#52 and a woman that works there named Mother shows them a video about the Blue Monkey and its supernatural magical powers to shift humans into monkeys. soon, one of the aliens there named Marvin The Martian receives a message from Mr Chairman of the Acme Corporation and Marvin escapes and breaks all the alien monsters out and attack Bugs, Daffy, DJ and Kate. they luckily manage to get out just in time. DJ looks closely at the card and notices it has the Mona Lisa's face on it, so they all go to the Museum of Paris, France and look closely at the Mona Lisa. DJ dissects the card in half and realises that half of it is an X-Ray, they X-Ray the Mona Lisa and take a photo of the X-Ray, which reveals that it has the map of the African jungle to the location of the Blue Monkey. Elmer J. Fudd jumps out and reveals that he was secretly a dark evil Acme Agent all along. he tries to steal the card and they have a big chase through the paintings of the Art Gallery 'til Elmer turns into tiny art pigments after chasing them through a pigment-made painting and forgets to change back to his normal form when he comes out, leaving Bugs just enough time to completely disintegrate him to smithereens using a wind fan before he can change back. meanwhile, Kate gets kidnapped by Mr Smith, Mr Chairman's assistant and sidekick. Mr Smith takes Kate up the Eiffel Tower and steals the camera with the X-Ray photo and tries to escape in a helicopter with the help of Beaky Buzzard The Vulture, Kate and DJ try to stop him but Kate has a giant fall from the tower. but DJ luckily catches her and saves her with a grappling hook. DJ, Bugs, Kate and Daffy travel to the jungles of Africa to find the Blue Monkey. they find DJ's neighbours, Grandmother Emily "Granny" Webster, an old woman with several pets: Sylvester James Pussycat and Tweetybird The Canary riding on an elephant through the jungle for a holiday. they all go together and find the Blue Monkey, though Granny and her pets soon take off disguises and reveal that they were actually Mr Chairman and his Acme Agents. they're teleported to The Acme Corporation building and they steal the Blue Monkey and take DJ and Kate as prisoner with Damien. they give the Blue Monkey to Marvin who takes it up into space to an Acme-owned Martian satellite near Planet Mars, Bugs and Daffy secretly follow him into space in a spare Acme escape vessel spaceship that they steal from Marvin. DJ and Kate manage to undo to ropes tied around them, only to be confronted by a giant evil Acme robot cyber-dog. Kate and DJ get into a fight with the dog while Damien is chained to a railway trap with TNT crates. DJ jumps to the railway trap just in time as the train (which is being driven by Wile Ethelbert Coyote, a hungry and super-genius coyote who works for Acme) goes by and he saves Damien. the TNT, however, is pushed underneath the train and explodes after it goes past. meanwhile in space, Marvin puts the Blue Monkey into the giant laser beam-satellite and attempts to zap the universe to transform all mankind into monkeys. Bugs comes with a carrot-light-saber and Daffy comes dressed as Duck Dodgers, they have a big epic space battle with Marvin and manage to blow up the satellite and foil Marvin and Acme's plan before it can zap the world and only one small bit of energy from the diamond makes it to Earth but only zaps Mr Chairman who turns into a monkey. Marvin tries to stop Bugs and Daffy with his Bubble-Gun, but it explodes as well and traps Marvin in a giant bubble and flies off into outer space. Bugs and Daffy return to the Acme tower and have saved the universe, only to walk out of a fake film-set back at Warner Bros and realise that none of it really happened and was just a movie being filmed that whole time. Daffy and Bugs decide that both of them are just as good and Daffy would never have any more "second-banana" again. Daffy thinks forward to his future career, knowing that this is just the beginning, only to be squashed by the Looney Toons' logo and the film ends.

Seven years after the events in the first film, Luc Deveraux (Jean-Claude Van Damme), now an ordinary human, is a technical expert who is working with the government with his partner Maggie (Kiana Tom), who has been through countless hours of combat training with him, in order to refine and perfect the UniSol program in an effort to make a new, stronger breed of soldier that is more sophisticated, intelligent, to spare using living soldiers in the battlefield. All of the new UniSols, which are faster and stronger than the original UniSols, are connected through an artificially intelligent computer system called S.E.T.H. (Michael Jai White), a Self-Evolving Thought Helix. When S.E.T.H. discovers that the Universal Soldier program is scheduled to be shut down because of budget cuts, it takes action to protect itself. Killing those who try to shut off his power, and unleashing his platoon of super soldiers, led by the musclebound Romeo (Bill Goldberg), S.E.T.H. spares Devereaux, only because Devereaux has the secret code that is needed to deactivate a built-in program that will shut S.E.T.H. down in a matter of hours. With the help of Squid (Brent Hinkley), a rogue cyberpunk, S.E.T.H. is able to put his program in a UniSol which Squid made superior to any of the newer models (White). Not only must Luc contend with ambitious reporter Erin Young (Heidi Schanz), who will not leave his side, but Luc must also contend with General Radford (Daniel von Bargen) who wants to take extreme measures to stop S.E.T.H.. S.E.T.H. has arranged Romeo to kidnap Luc's injured 13-year-old daughter Hillary (Karis Paige Bryant), killing Maggie in the process. Luc is the only person who can rescue Hillary, because Luc knows firsthand how a UniSol thinks, feels, and fights. Luc infiltrates the UniSol building, but finds Maggie, now revived as one of the UniSols. S.E.T.H is able to figure out the code himself, decides to kill Luc and raise Hillary himself, who he has healed using UniSol technology. During the fight Luc covers S.E.T.H. in liquid nitrogen then shatters S.E.T.H.'s frozen body. Luc then engages into a fight with Romeo, which ends when Maggie finally rebels against the UniSols by shooting Romeo, and allows Luc and Hillary to get out of the building on time. However, the bomb that General Radford had placed was deactivated by S.E.T.H.. As Romeo and the platoon of Universal Soldiers start to march out for battle, Luc fires at the explosive charge blowing up the building, killing all the Universal Soldiers.