Gilbert Gottfried

Boy genius Michael Dean (Adkins) teams up with a super-talented chimpanzee and his caretaker (Modine) to take down an animal testing lab. In exchange the scientist gives the boy some pointers on the girl of his dreams. This amusing, darkly comic tale follows CIA agent Jack McCall and a chimpanzee that he attempts to liberate from a testing lab. Named Clemens, the chimp has been trained in martial arts combat, as part of a program designed to turn the creatures into fearsome fighting machines. Naturally this leads to plenty of slapstick moments between Modine and the chimp, especially when they seek refuge in the home of a boy and his mother as the owners of the lab hotfoot it after the escaped primate. —Anthony Pereyra {hypersonic91@yahoo.com} When former American football player and CIA-martial arts instructor Alec McCall finds out the dodgy firm Z.I.T. he's been giving martial arts training to chimpanzee Clemens for is going to abuse him (and other test animals), he steals him and disappears south, where they meet Michael Dean, an exceptionally intelligent schoolboy who just accepted tutoring the football jocks for the team uniform he hopes to impress girls with. Gratefull he and his ma took them in after a mate failed to get Clemens into a zoo there, McCall takes the fatherless kid under his wing. When Michaels ma helps Alec decipher the ZIT-files he grabbed on his way out and the firms goons send to retrieve the chimp track him down, a grim fight becomes inevitable. —KGF Vissers

A playboy gets the tables turned on him when a party is arranged with all of the women he has been two-timing are in attendance. Dray is a young playboy whose only objective in life seems to be to have sex with as many girls as he can without getting caught by his girlfriend Lisa. Dray's sister Jenny and her friend Katrina plan to show him that the way he lives is wrong and organize a party in Malibu, inviting all of his girlfriends. —Anonymous

The worst child in the world makes an unthinkable discovery: there is another child even worse than he is--and it's a girl. Ben Healy and his adopted son, the mischievous and destructive Junior, move to a new town for a fresh start in what happens to be "the divorcée capital of the world." Now the two face a multitude of women throwing themselves at Ben, though a new mom isn't what Junior wants. But Junior has more to worry about than his father's dates -- the little troublemaker might have met his match in Trixie Young, a small girl with a big chip on her shoulder.

An eloping bride is taken into Hell, and her fiancé must pursue. Charlie Sykes and his girlfriend Rachel Clark are traveling to Las Vegas to secretly get married to each other. The decide to follow through a secondary road, and while fueling their car in "Sam's Last Chance" gas station, they are advised by the owner and attendant Sam to not sleep after the second tree in the road. They fall asleep in the car, and a policeman arrests Rachel. Charlie returns to the gas station, and Sam tells him that she has been arrested by a Hellcop, and he has to go to hell if he wants to rescue his fiancée.

This time, a new baby is on the way, and it's a girl. Wrapped together with the standard conflict between mother and father, Mikey engages in a bit of sibling rivalry with his new sister. Excited with the arrival of their new baby daughter, Julie, James, the cab driver, and Mollie, the accountant, will have to prepare Mikey for the role of big brother. Against the backdrop of rigorous potty training, heated arguments, and first and foremost, healthy sibling rivalry, both adults and children alike will learn that family is above all. Will Julie follow in Mikey's footsteps? —Nick Riganas Mollie and James are together and raising a family, which now consists of an older Mikey and his new baby sister, Julie. Tension between them arises, and as well with Mollie and James when Mollie's brother, Stuart, moves in with them. Mikey is also learning how to use the toilet for the first time. —Anonymous

A young boy just short of a monster is adopted by a loving man and his wacky wife. The laughs keep coming as he pushes them to the limits. Ben is a good-hearted guy who's always wanted a son of his own, but so far he and his wife have had no success. The couple adopt Junior, a redheaded hellion who quickly makes their lives miserable. Disaster follows Junior wherever he goes, from camping trips that require emergency-room visits to birthday parties that turn into Grand Guignol affairs. When Ben's incensed family tells him to get rid of the boy, he starts to wonder if they might be right. —Official synopsis More than anything, Ben and Flo want to take their relationship to the next level and start a family. However, they are running out of time and options. Suddenly, adoption sounds fine; after all, adopting an older child means they will spare themselves the trouble of changing diapers. That's when Junior enters their life--a charming 7-year-old orphan with the face of an angel and a knack for causing chaos wherever he goes. As the misunderstood troublemaker rains on Ben and Flo's parade, the question looms large in everyone's mind. What is wrong with the Problem Child? —Nick Riganas