Ian Lavender

While a private detective is away on vacation, his not-particularly-bright assistant takes it upon himself to "solve" a case that comes in. Complications ensue.

Joe North is a cab driver in London, something that gives him many opportunities to have sex.

The misadventures of a ragtag group of elderly Home Guard local defense volunteers at the onset of WW2. When World War Two breaks out, the small seaside town of Walmington-on-Sea finds itself less than ably defended by the elderly and inept members of Captain Mainwaring's home guard unit. Put on manoeuvres by a visiting Major-General, Mainwaring's men manage to bungle one task after another. However, when a group of Germans from a scout plane take the Mayor hostage at the church hall, the clueless soldiers might still have a chance of saving the day! —Anonymous