Jennifer Coolidge

Welcome to the world of Minecraft, where creativity isn`t just a tool-it`s key to survival! Four misfits find themselves grappling with everyday challenges when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the Overworld-a bizarre, cubic wonderland fueled by imagination. To return home, they must navigate this unfamiliar realm, master its mechanics, and fend off threats like Piglins and Zombies. Guided by an unexpected expert crafter, their journey will test their courage and push them to rediscover the unique creativity that will help them thrive. Not just in this world, but in their own.

Thirteen years after graduating high school, Jim Levenstein (Jason Biggs), Chris ``Oz`` Ostreicher (Chris Klein), Kevin Myers (Thomas Ian Nicholas), Paul Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas), and Steve Stifler (Seann William Scott) are well-established in their lives and careers. Jim is still married to Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) and now has a two-year-old son, Evan. Since the birth of their son, Jim and Michelle`s sex life has deteriorated. Oz is an NFL sportscaster living in Los Angeles with his supermodel girlfriend Mia (Katrina Bowden). Kevin is married to Ellie and works from home as an architect. Finch tells his friends that he has been traveling the world, and still searching for his one true love. Stifler works as a temp at an investment firm, where he is also the victim of cruel verbal abuse by his arrogant employer.

Julia Jones (Alyson Hannigan) is an obese woman, who dreams of marrying Napoleon Dynamite, but even in her dreams she is rejected. Writing in her diary, she thinks she will never find her true love. Julia goes outside and dances to impress men on the streets. It doesn't, as her obesity gets the best of her. Later on, Julia goes to work at her dad's Greek diner. Her dad, Frank, suggests she gets married to someone of the same heritage as her. Julia is half Greek (her dad, who is actually portrayed as an African-American), half Indian (her mom) and half Japanese (her Japanese sister). He suggests Nicky, an ugly, greasy man. She then meets the very British Grant Fockyerdoder (Adam Campbell), with whom she forms an instant attraction. When Frank yells at Julia to get an order, she turns to respond and hits Grant over the head with the coffee pot she's holding, knocking him to the floor. She turns around only to find his table is suddenly empty and figures he ran away. Julia needs help and goes to see a love therapist, Hitch. Hitch rejects her at first but reluctantly agrees to help her. Julia explains about the man at the diner and thinks it will be impossible for him to fall in love with her. Hitch takes her to a garage where she gets "pimped out" into a slim attractive woman. She earns a spot on a reality television dating show called The Extreme Bachelor, the bachelor turning out to be Grant, the man she met in the diner. Grant greets all the women and is asked to eliminate the losers, which he does by shooting them. Julia is the last woman standing and is rewarded with dinner for two at a restaurant called "A Restaurant". After their meal, Julia and Grant head back to her apartment, where they have sex. Julia takes Grant to meet her parents. There is immediate tension between Frank and Grant. Grant goes to the bathroom to see Jinxers, the family cat, defecating loudly and continuously on the toilet. Things get a lot worse when Grant attempts to open a bottle of champagne. The cork hits a vase that contains Frank's mother's remains, and the problems only get worse when Jinxers begins humping the skeleton. Later, Grant takes Julia to Tiffany & Co., where they turn on the lights to reveal the salespeople ready to let her pick whatever she wants. Grant then confesses he loves her and proposes to her. Julia happily says yes. Then, Frodo, Gandalf, and the others try to pawn off a ring, with Gandalf pleading that the ring could "destroy all evil". Ignoring him, Frodo accepts the offer of $50. The hobbits then turn and repeatedly kick Gandalf in his "precious" (balls) and run off to "get some wine coolers... and hookers!" Now it's Grant's turn to take Julia and her family to meet his parents. This meeting doesn't go well either, as Roz, Grant's mother, informs everyone that Grant lost his virginity to their gay housekeeper Eduardo. Frank secretly brings Nicky along, telling Julia she has no choice but to marry him. Julia runs off, devastated. Later, Frank has a one-on-one basketball game with Grant's father, Bernie. Things get bad when Frank gets a huge taste of Bernie's chest hair. The next day, Julia and Grant go to a wedding planner named Jell-O, who has a massive butt. Jell-O suggests they go to Taco Butt, but they want something a little fancier. At first she is offended but when Grant tells her that he and Julia have already taken care of the other things listed for the wedding, Jell-O tells them that she wanted them to see what she had booked for the entertainment which was her dancing. She does some dance moves and backs up towards them with her massive rear and crushes them. Julia finally gets the chance meet Andy (Sophie Monk), Grant's best man, at the swimming pool. Of course, Julia assumes Andy is a man, but she is really a woman and is a lot more attractive than Julia. Julia is even more horrified when she finds out that the two were engaged three weeks ago. Andy helps Julia shop for her wedding dress. At the dress store, Julia hits her head on a power box and finds that she can read people's thoughts. Julia finds from reading Andy's mind that she still has feelings for Grant and plans to split the two of them up. Julia and Andy fight each other, Kill Bill-style. Julia grows depressed, fearing that she'll always be a lonely fat girl. She goes back to Hitch and tells him about Andy. Hitch reckons she doesn't stand a chance against Andy - but if she does, then everything will be fine in the end. Julia grows confident again and figures that she just has to make it through the wedding rehearsal at her dad's diner; then, only one day until their wedding. There, Andy shows up and accuses Grant of using Julia to get over her, but Grant ignores her. The big day has arrived, but unfortunately, Julia wakes up with a big pimple on her face. She eventually pops it, blowing her to the back of the room and knocking down a wall, but she is late for her wedding. Meanwhile, Andy finally tells Grant how she feels about him, and that Julia doesn't deserve him. She wants to marry him but Grant steps up and says he wants Julia. Andy ignores him and kisses him. Grant pushes Andy off and sees Julia, who has caught them in the act and runs away. Days later, Julia goes back to her apartment and is surrounded by balloons, gifts, and letters from Grant. She cannot forgive Grant, and agrees to marry Nicky. Once at the altar with Nicky, Julia is regretting it and has flashbacks about her and Grant. Frank, realizing that Julia is unhappy, stops the wedding and tells her she doesn't want Nicky. Grant is the one for her (he saw it in her flashback). Frank shows Julia a magazine with a picture of Grant and a message. It says to meet him on the rooftop of her apartment building. After an epic journey - throwing Andy down a stairway, bashing someone on the head with a baseball bat to get their bike - she gets there, only to find she just missed Grant. She leans her hands on the railings, causing it to snap and falls right into Grant's arms. It is very emotional but they get back together and get married, with Hitch officiating. Andy and Nicky meet at the wedding, and fall in love. Meanwhile, Grant and Julia leave in a horse and carriage. Julia also gets a present from her mother-in-law: a vaginal thermometer which apparently has been in their family for generations and is regarded as good luck when it's not washed. The film ends with Grant and Julia attending their honeymoon on Kong Island. They see a woman, Anne, tied to two pieces of wood. King Kong comes on and rips off her dress, leaving her clad in a leopard print bikini. Kong then gropes her, she says "I like hairy guys" and Kong roars and flattens her.

At East Great Falls High School in Michigan in 1999, 4 students are Jim (Jason Biggs) a lustful, naive, and bumbling student, Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas) an educated and sophisticated student who plays golf and wears sports jackets, Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas) an earnest student, confident and charming, but struggling to finally have sex with his girlfriend Vicky and Chris "Oz" Ostreicher (Chris Klein) a handsome and oafish school jock. They are all virgins, in sharp contrast to popular lacrosse player and arrogant jock Steve Stifler (Seann William Scott), whose wild, extravagant house parties they are regularly invited to. At one of Stifler's parties, the 4 guys try to get together with a girl. Oz is humiliated by an older girl, who laughs him off and says that he comes off too strong. He needs to tone it down and listen to a girl. Finch is too late for the party and Jim attempts to talk to Czechoslovakian exchange student Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth), but fails completely. Kevin struggles to seduce Vicky, who fears he only wants her for sex and insists on waiting for the perfect moment to lose her virginity. During Stifler's party Kevin and Vicky (Victoria) (Tara Reid) go upstairs, and she performs oral sex on him. Vicky was really happy about being accepted into college and wanted to celebrate with Kevin. Vicky breaks up with Kevin when she finds Kevin boasting about the blow job. A dorky classmate, Chuck Sherman (Chris Owen) claims to have done so at a party at fellow classmate Steve Stifler's house. Sherman pretends to be a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady. The 4 guys make a pact to lose their virginity before their high school graduation. Later, while eating breakfast in a restaurant, they toast each other to 'the next step' and formulate individual plans to achieve sexual success. The guys decide to change their strategy after Stifler's party. It has to be valid, consensual sex, meaning no prostitutes. Prom is their last chance and is exactly 3 weeks away. Kevin immediately sets out to win Vicky back, but has to work very hard to even get a chance with her, and begins to seek advice from others. Vicky's best friend Jessica (Natasha Lyonne) reveals to Kevin that, despite his thinking otherwise, Vicky has never felt an orgasm from Kevin, and that he has to work on that above everything else. Kevin learns how to give head to girls by a book owned by the long generation of students who studied at the school, and which was hidden in the library, shown to him by his brother Tom (Casey Affleck). Both Jessica and Tom divulge their advice only after Kevin stresses he wants to make Vicky happy, rather than simply taking advantage of her for his pact. Kevin finally seizes a chance to make things up with Vicky, and performs oral sex on her in her bedroom using his new techniques. Vicky experiences an intense orgasm and is driven wild by Kevin, winning him the promise of sex at the prom after-party in the process. Oz, who is on the high school lacrosse team with Stifler, joins the jazz choir to pick up girls, as the girls in the band know little of his reputation as an insensitive jock. Oz meets Heather (Mena Suvari) a sweet-nature and virginal choir girl, who is in the same group as Oz. Heather is attracted by Oz's sensitive side and befriends him. She asks Oz to prom. But then she sees Stifler making fun of her as a sex toy to Oz and is put off. A desperate Oz volunteers to become lead vocalist alongside Heather to try and regain her trust. He succeeds when she catches him tirelessly rehearsing alone in the theatre, and pays him a visit after-hours at the sandwich bar he works at to reconcile. Their relationship is dealt another blow when Oz realizes his last ever lacrosse game for East Great Falls clashes with the choir competition. Oz decides to abandon the lacrosse game halfway-through and rushes over to the music hall, where he makes it just in time. He performs the long-awaited duet with Heather to rapturous applause from the audience, including Kevin and Jim themselves. Finch at first appears to have no plan, but Kevin's suspicions arise when corroborative rumors begin flying around the school that Finch has legendary sexual prowess, has had relations with older women, and that he even knocked out Stifler in a fight. Kevin investigates and discovers that Finch paid Vicky's friend Jessica (Natasha Lyonne) $200 to spread rumors around the school of his sexual prowess (that he has a huge penis), hoping that it will increase his chances of success. The rumor grows to an extent that girls refuse a date with Stifler on an outside chance that Finch might ask them out to prom. So, Stifler mixes a powerful laxative in Finch's drink that forces a sanitary nut Finch to go to the girl's bathroom in the school (as Stifler had locked the boys bathroom), when he would never go to the bathroom outside his own house. Finch experiences an explosive diarrhea, and Stifler gathers a crowd to mock him, ruining his carefully crafted reputation and now Finch is looking for revenge from Stifler. Jim is caught by his father masturbating, and then trying to have sex with apple pie as his friends told him that's what third base feels like. His father walks in on the act and is left stunned and disappointed by his son's actions. Jim pursues Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth), an exchange student from (the former) Czechoslovakia. Nadia comes over to study with Jim at his home & has to change after her Ballet class. Jim leaves the room to give Nadia space but had set up a webcam on his desk (based on Stifler's advice), so they can watch her change clothes. Jim unwittingly shares the live-stream with the school's entire e-mail directory, letting everyone watch as Nadia undresses. Upon Nadia's arrival, Jim sets up the webcam and dashes across the street to join Kevin and Finch at Kevin's house. Jim was watching the broadcast from Kevin's house, who tells him that this is his best chance with Nadia. Jim watches Nadia fondle herself after she finds Jim's collection of erotic magazines which were gifted to him by his father. Kevin and Finch force Jim to go back and seduce her while the moment lasts. Nadia is furious at finding Jim in the room but then relaxes & wants to have sex with Jim. This ends with Nadia forcing Jim to strip and dance for her while she reads his pornography. By now, various groups of East Great Falls seniors, including members of Blink 182, are watching the live action in excited anticipation. But Jim ejaculates prematurely twice & is humiliated across high school. Nadia has to leave town after her sponsors see her video on the internet and don't approve of it. In his desperation, Jim asks band geek Michelle Flaherty (Alyson Hannigan) to the senior prom as she is apparently the only girl at his school who did not see what happened on the webcam broadcast. The big prom night arrives. The guys are pretty sure that they are not going to get laid. Finch is the only one of the four who attends alone, but Jessica, also alone and feeling guilty for taking his money, offers to dance with him, even giving him a brand new hip flask as a gift for his troubles. The prom itself is cheap, tacky and uneventful and derided by most of the students. Kevin insists Jim, Oz, and Finch fulfill their pact and lose their virginity, but they refuse, frustrated at the social pressures to have sex for the sake of it, and accuse Kevin of using the pact to hide his fear of losing his virginity. At the prom Vicky finds out that Sherman never had sex with any girl at Stifler's party. The said girl feels offended and announces that she never had sex with Sherman at Stifler's party. Sherman is exposed, gets nervous and wets his pants. After learning that Sherman lied about having sex, the boys reconcile with Kevin, who admits he is afraid. The four boys excitedly catch the bus to Stifler's huge post-prom party at his mansion on Lake Michigan. Kevin and Vicky go upstairs to have sex, but the whole act is very awkward for both. Afterwards, Vicky breaks up with Kevin as she is not looking for a long-distance relationship with Kevin. When Heather starts avoiding Oz, he confesses the pact to Heather and renounces it, saying that just by them being together makes him a winner. They fall in love, begin a relationship and wind up making love on the porch at the prom. Finch meets Stifler's mother (Jennifer Coolidge). After some sophisticated, upper-class conversation and flirting, she becomes aroused by Finch's precociousness, and they proceed to make love on the snooker table as the party goes on through the night. Jim and Michelle have sex after he finds out that she is actually not as much of a band geek as she let on and she saw the "Nadia Incident" after all. She accepted his offer to be his date because of it, knowing he was a "sure thing," but she makes him wear two condoms to combat his earlier "problem" with Nadia. Jim is surprised to discover that Michelle behaves unexpectedly aggressively in bed. Jim finally gets to have disaster-free sex, but Michelle is dominant and violently aggressive, shouting abuse at Jim, roughing him up and smashing things up with her hands and feet out of sheer passion. In the morning, he wakes up to find her gone and realizes that she had used him for a one-night stand, which Jim thinks is "cool." Later on, Kevin, Oz, Jim and Finch all go to their favorite hang-out restaurant, the fittingly-named "Dog Years", for breakfast. Far from celebrating their pact with stories, they all remain very conservative and hushed about their experiences the night before, with Oz gleefully refusing to even confirm whether he had sex or not. Regardless, the four lads are now collectively happier than they ever were before, and once again toast each other to 'the next step' as they prepare to leave high school and move away to university. Jim sets up his webcam in his room once again, and stripping and dancing to country music. Nadia is on the other end, back in her home country, smiling and laughing at Jim. His father walks in on the act, but sees the funny side. He walks out and starts dancing down the corridor, presumably to make love to his wife, as he seductively mutters "sweetheart!".