Rosie O`Donnell

Rosie gives a stand-up performance about hating her teens, welcoming her fifth baby, and dealing with major health scares in her family. She discusses issues we all face with her signature humor and candor, and she also sheds light on the topic of heart disease in women. She wants to bring awareness to women that it is their number-one killer. Her acronym HEPPP alerts women to the symptoms of heart attack. Hot, Exhausted, Pain, Pale, Puke. Rosie warns of the importance of using these symptoms as signs to call 911 immediately.

In 1999, a British couple and their infant son were shipwrecked in Equatorial Africa. The parents build a tree house (using wood from their wrecked ship that drifted to the shore) and have a seemingly pleasant life. But one day, they are attacked and killed by Sabor, a vicious leopard that escaped from the circus. Their son is found by Kala (Glenn Close), who hears the cries of the infant while traveling across the jungle. Kala's own son was also killed by Sabor, and she saves the infant from being devoured by Sabor. Sabor gets entangled in the ropes surrounding the tree-house and Kala escapes with the infant. Kala brings the human child to her tribe and adopts him despite the objections of her mate, Kerchak (Lance Henriksen). Kala is a loving and protective mother to the infant that she named Tarzan. Years later Tarzan (Tony Goldwyn) befriends other animals including Kala's niece Terk (Rosie O'Donnell) and the paranoid elephant Tantor (Wayne Knight). Tarzan finds himself treated differently because of his different physique. Tarzan goes out of his way to prove he is worthy of the tribe by taking on dangerous missions like pulling a hair from an Elephant's tail, which Terk had meant as a way to discourage Tarzan. As a result, Tarzan causes a stampede which nearly takes out the tribe, earning the wrath of Kerchak. Kerchak says that Tarzan can never be a gorilla, and Kala says that Kerchak never gives him a chance. As he grows up, Tarzan makes valiant efforts to improve himself, including making stone tools to mimic claws and horns he has seen on other animals. As an adult, Tarzan is an intelligent and skilled jungle warrior. One day, the tribe is attacked by Sabor and Kerchak is injured while fighting it. Tarzan steps in and saves Kerchak. Tarzan kills Sabor with a spear, gaining Kerchak's reluctant approval. Meanwhile, a team of human explorers from England, consisting of Professor Archimedes Q Porter (Nigel Hawthorne). Porter, his daughter Jane (Minnie Driver), and their hunter escort Clayton (Brian Blessed), are looking to study the gorillas. As 2 guns shot ring through the jungle, Tarzan follows the sound out of curiosity. Jane is worried that Clayton's gun shots might be scaring away the Gorillas, but Clayton is only concerned with security. Jane accidentally becomes separated from the group and is chased by a baboon troop, until Tarzan rescues her. After comparing her to himself, he realizes they are similar. Tarzan is astounded as in the jungle he has never seen anyone similar to him. Jane leads Tarzan back to their camp, where Terk and Tantor were busy demolishing the human artifacts. Jane realizes that Tarzan is one of them. Tarzan and his friends have to retreat when Kerchak arrives and is livid to see Tarzan with a human. Kerchak forbids anyone from contacting the humans, but Tarzan says that the humans mean no harm and berates Kerchak for being afraid of anyone who is different from him. Tarzan, however, cannot get Jane out of his mind, and returns to the camp. Porter and Clayton both take interest in Tarzan; the former in terms of scientific progress, while the latter hopes to have Tarzan lead the group to the gorillas. Despite Kerchak's warnings to avoid the humans, Tarzan repeatedly returns to the camp. Porter, Clayton, and Jane teach him how to speak English properly, and tell him what the human world is like. Tarzan and Jane begin to fall in love; however, she has difficulty convincing Tarzan to lead the humans to the gorillas, as Tarzan fears Kerchak's fury. The explorers' ship soon returns to retrieve them. Jane asks Tarzan to return with them to England, but Tarzan, in turn, asks Jane to stay with him when Jane says it is unlikely that they will ever return. Clayton convinces Tarzan that Jane will stay with him forever as long as he leads them to the gorillas. Tarzan agrees and leads the trio to the nesting grounds while Terk and Tantor lure Kerchak away by dressing up as humans. Porter and Jane are excited to mingle with the gorillas (and Jane demonstrates that she has learned to speak Gorilla language), but Kerchak returns and attacks the humans on sight (he saw Clayton with a gun). Tarzan restrains Kerchak while the humans escape. Afterward, Kerchak accuses Tarzan of betraying his family, causing Tarzan to flee in shame. Kala takes Tarzan to the tree-house where she found him, reveals his true past, and says that she wants him to be happy whatever he decides. Tarzan puts on his late father's suit, signifying his decision to go to England. When Tarzan boards the ship with Jane and Porter the next day, they are ambushed by Clayton and his traitorous band of stowaway thugs. Now aware of the location of the nesting grounds, Clayton reveals his plans to capture and sell the gorillas for a fortune, and imprisons Tarzan, Jane, and Porter to prevent them from interfering. Tarzan manages to escape with the help of Terk and Tantor, and he returns to the jungle, rallying the animals to come to the aid of the gorillas and scare off the thugs. Clayton then mortally wounds Kerchak and battles Tarzan across the treetops. Although Tarzan spares Clayton's life and breaks his rifle, Clayton tries to kill him with his machete. Their battle comes to a cluster of vines, and Clayton tries to cut free when a vine becomes tangled around his neck, hanging him to death. Kerchak, with his dying breath, finally accepts Tarzan as his son, and names him the leader of the gorilla troop. The next day, Porter and Jane prepare to leave on the ship, while Tarzan stays behind with the gorillas. As the ship's rowboat leaves shore, Porter encourages his daughter to stay with the man she loves, and Jane jumps overboard, followed soon after by her father. The Porters reunite with Tarzan and his family and embark on their new life together in the jungle.

In prehistoric suburban Bedrock at Slate & Co., dinosaurs are used to move rocks around in quarry mines. Cliff Vandercave (Kyle MacLachlan), the executive vice president of industrial procurement of the company, explains to his co-worker Sharon Stone (Halle Berry) that he will swindle the company and flee with its fortune. He suggests that he will use Fred Flintstone (John Goodman) to carry out his plans, as he considers Fred to be dumb and clueless and perfect for the role of a patsy. While Fred leaves work for the day, Barney Rubble (Rick Moranis) is overjoyed that he is about to become a father because Fred loaned him money so he could adopt a child. After returning home, Fred is questioned by his wife, Wilma (Elizabeth Perkins) about missing money from the bank account and confesses that he loaned the money Barney so he and his wife, Betty (Rosie O'Donnell) could adopt a child. After adopting a cave boy named Bamm-Bamm who can only pronounce his own name, Barney appreciates what Fred did for him and is determined to pay him back. Though initially hard to control because of his super strength, Bamm-Bamm eventually warms up to his new family and befriends Fred's daughter Pebbles. Despite his mother-in-law Pearl Slaghoople's (Elizabeth Taylor) protestations, Fred's wife Wilma remains supportive of his decision to loan the Rubbles money. Cliff holds an aptitude test, with the worker with the highest mark becoming the company's new vice executive president. While taking the test, Fred fails it and is disappointed since he will not be able to give Wilma the wealthy life she used to have back at her own home with her mother. To pay him back for giving him the money to adopt Bamm-Bamm, Barney (who did well on the exam) swaps his exam sheet with Fred's knowing that had he not done that, Fred would have failed the test. Fred is promoted to Vice President. On Fred's first day as an executive, Cliff brings him to his new office. Cliff also has Stone appointed as his secretary knowing that Fred's attraction to her will lead him astray to the plot. To test Fred's willingness to follow orders, Cliff asks him to dismiss Barney who, with Fred's test paper, has the lowest score in the company. Though Fred is unwilling to fire him, he reluctantly accepts, but continues to help Barney support his family, even inviting the Rubbles to live with them so that they can rent out their house. However, Fred's job and newfound wealth eventually hinder his relationships with Wilma and the Rubbles. Cliff proposes a new machine that will do all of the quarry work and increase the company's income. Fred is concerned about the operators losing their jobs. Cliff plans to have a fake version of the machine built and flee with the money gained from the machine, and frame Fred for it. Fred nearly figures out about Cliff's plan, so Stone aggressively seduces him, and Fred finally gives in to his desires, but is interrupted by Wilma. The Rubbles move into the Flintstones' house, causing tension between the Flintstones and the Rubbles, while the Flintstones' wealth increases. While out at a restaurant, Barney, now working as a busboy, sees on the news that Fred has fired all of the quarry operators. He confronts him about it, and their argument leads to Barney revealing that he switched their tests. The Rubbles moves out with Betty and Bamm-Bamm. Wilma and Pebbles also leave for Pearl's house, leaving Fred behind. Fred goes to the quarry, discovers Cliff's plan, and tries getting Mr. Slate (Dann Florek) to fire Cliff. However, having manipulated the events to make it look as if Fred stole the money, Cliff has reported the theft to the police. Fred flees, but a manhunt ensues by both the police and the fired workers. Wilma and Betty see this on the news and break into Slate & Co. to get the Dictabird, the only witness who can clear Fred's name, unaware that Cliff saw them from his office window. As a disguised Fred enters the workers' cave, he is discovered, and the workers try hanging him. When Barney shows up as a Sno-cone truck driver, the workers also try to hang him as well when he admits his role in the events. Fred and Barney reconcile before Wilma, Betty and the Dictabird save them and Wilma and the Dictabird tell the workers that Cliff was the one who fired them in order to frame Fred, then the workers hear a story from the Dictabird about what Cliff was doing in his office. When the Flintstones and Rubbles return home, they find it burglarized with Dino and Pearl tied up and Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm gone. The group finds a note from Cliff saying that he will trade the children for the Dictabird. Fred and Barney confront Cliff at the quarry, where Cliff has tied Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm to a huge machine. Though they hand him the Dictabird, Cliff activates the machine to stall them. Barney rescues the children while Fred destroys the machine. The Dictabird escapes from Cliff and lures him back to the quarry, where Stone incapacitates him, having had a change of heart after learning of Cliff's plan to betray her. The police, Wilma, Betty, and Mr. Slate arrive and Cliff attempts to escape, but he is killed by a substance falling from the machine. Fred and the Dictabird tell the police of Cliff's actions and all charges against Fred are dropped. Impressed with the substance that Fred inadvertently created by destroying the machine, Mr. Slate dubs the substance "concrete" in honor of his daughter Concretia and declares the stone age over. Mr. Slate asks for the workers to be rehired and makes plans to produce the concrete with Fred leading its division. Having experienced the negatives of wealth and status, Fred declines the offer and asks that the workers be given two weeks paid leave as part of their salary among other benefits, preferring to return to his old life.