Tiku Talsania

A newly married couple`s relationship and reputation are put at risk when their private video CD is stolen. The story follows their frantic and roller coaster journey to recover the CD, navigating a series of unexpected difficulties along the way.

The story revolves around 7-year-old Yaman Shastry who binds the family together. He lives in his grandparents` care and his parents visit him on weekends. He shares a great bond bond with his grandfather, Guruji. Things get twisted when Yaman`s father, Malhar gets a chance to settle in the US but Guruji is unwilling to let Yaman go. The family ends up in court against each other.

Dr Roy Jamnadas who is working on a theory based on nature vs nurture separates two sets of identical twins he finds at the doorstep of the orphanage he runs and gives them up for adoption to two different families in two different cities. A few years later, when one set of twins decide to visit the city where the other set of twins run a cirkus, a comedy of errors full of confusion and misunderstanding ensues only for them to come face to face in the end for the big reveal.

In order to evade the law, a ruthless don tries to kill his lookalike; a chef and tries to take his place. Bablu (Shah Rukh Khan), an aspiring chef, works in a hotel where Sonia Kapoor,(Juhi) works with him as banquet manager at the restaurant. His look-alike Manu (Shah Rukh Khan), a gangster, robs a bank along with his friend (Gulshan Grover) but gets caught. He comes out of prison and discovers that his cohort has double-crossed him. He murders his partner and escapes from the scene of the crime...without the money. Bablu stumbles on the money and keeps it. Manu's lover Lily (Sonali Bendre) mistakes Bablu to be Manu and spirits him away. Manu takes shelter in Bablu's house and realizes that he can use their resemblance to his advantage.Then starts the fun-ride with Babloo constantly being mistaken for Manu. With both Sonia and Lily after him, Manu furious and the Law taking him to be Manu, Babloo faces a tough time. And then, Manu kidnaps Bibi (Farida Jalal) Babloo's mother and holds her hostage. —gavin@sunny_deol2009@yahoo.com Shahrukh Khan plays the roles of Bablu and Mannu. Bablu wants to become a great chef and win the heart of Sonia(Juhi Chawla) while mannu is a criminal who wants revenge. Lily (Sonali Bendre) plays mannu's love interest. When mannu finds out that bablu is his look-alike, he tries to kill bablu and take over his life so that he can escape the law. —Neo Simple minded, naive and somewhat of a klutz, 26 year old Bablu Chaudhary (Shahrukh Khan) lives with his mom (Farida Jalal) and calls her "Bebe". Though his ancestors have been body-builders and wrestlers, he wants to be a chef. On the way to an interview he meets with Sonia Kapoor (Juhi Chawla), who happens to be the Banquet Manager at the very same restaurant where he is headed for theinterview, and she hires him. Both start to fall in love with each other. One day Inspector R.K. Thakur (Tiku Talslania) arrests Bablu on a variety of criminal offences. Bablu is shocked and in disbelief, and baffled because the police keep on refering to him as "Manu". At the intervention of his mom, along with identification papers and photographs, Bablu is released and provided with an identity card so that the police know he is not Manu. Manu, who is the exact look-alike of Bablu, comes to know of this, and takes away Bablu's id. card, and takes on the identity of Bablu, leaving the hapless Bablu to be arrested again by the police. This time they will not release him under any circumstances. Meanwhile, Manu carries on with his "business" as Bablu, and he seems unstoppable. —rAjOo (gunwanti@hotmail.com)

Roop Singh Rathore (Shahrukh Khan) is a singer in Rajasthan just like his father, Shambunath Singh Rathod (Anupam Kher). Roop and Shambu together host puppet shows for tourists and have a happy life together. Shambunath falls sick and needs immediate medical care in Bombay. Shambu is against going to Bombay as his own brother Raghuveer had gone there several years ago and died in a road accident. Shambu says that Bombay is a heartless city which will take Roop away from him. Roop gets very emotional and threatens to leave home, so Shamu agrees to go. Roop and his father immediately transfer to Bombay, where Roop goes to find work in a hotel owned by Ajay Narang (Naseeruddin Shah), where his friend Chandu also works as a waiter. Ajay dotes on his sister Reshma and her happiness means everything to him. Ajay had a partnership with Minister KK Singh (Anant Jog), but Ajay beat him up mercilessly when one day KK Singh put his evil eye on Reshma. Roop manages to enter Reshma's birthday party and starts singing. Ajay and Reshma are enthralled by his voice. Ajay's sister Reshma (Ramya Krishnan) falls in love with Roop. Reshma is a spoiled girl and Ajay sees through all of her wishes. Upon Reshma's recommendation, Ajay hires Roop to sing at his hotel. Roop is over the moon and indebted to Reshma, due to which he will be able to pay for Shambu's treatment. Roop meets Pooja (Pooja Bhatt) when she saves his life from a road accident at night, when she was going home from the hospital. Roop doesn't know her name or address. But Shambhu meets Pooja in the hospital, where she is a nurse, and immediately like her as his future daughter-in-law. Shambu decides to meet Pooja's maternal uncle (Avtar Gill), brother (Razak Khan) and paternal uncle (Amrit Patel) to ask for her hand for Roop. They all agree if Pooja consents to the marriage. Roop keeps running into Pooja in Bombay and even Pooja starts liking him. They both are shy to admit their feelings to each other, and Roop still doesn't know Pooja's name. Pooja realizes that Roop is Shambu's son, and that Shambu wants to marry her to Roop. The next day Roop also finds out that Pooja is the girl that Shambu wants him to marry. Meanwhile, Reshma becomes obsessed with Roop. When she sees that all the girls are flattered over Roop, she gets very jealous and asks him to sing only for her now from then on-wards. Roop realizes that Reshma is obsessed with him and decides to leave. Roop prefers to work for Ajay's rival, Patel (Shrivallabh Vyas), rather than take Reshma's offer. Ajay's obsession with keeping his sister happy at all costs comes into play and Patel is brutally beaten by him until he agrees to throw Roop out of his hotel. Turns out this is the 2nd time Reshma has been obsessed with someone. Ajay remembers the time many years ago when Reshma went through the same symptoms when she fell in love with someone. Shambu's situation gets worse when the tumor bursts after he eats betel leaf. Now, he must be operated upon, and he needs to arrange money for it within 24 hours. Desperately in need of money for his father's operation, Roop has no option but to work for Reshma and Ajay. Reshma slowly becomes creepily obsessed towards Roop, treating anyone that stands in the way of her love towards him. Ajay reveals to Roop that many years ago Reshma was happily married. The one day, she found that her husband had cheated on her, and she started crying. Ajay could not tolerate that, and he killed her husband by smashing his head into the wall. He warns Roop never to make Reshma cry. Shambunath's undergoes an operation, which goes well, but seeing Roop extremely unhappy with his new life, which saddens Shambu. To protect Pooja and his family, Roop decides it is best to break up with Pooja, despite her efforts to console him. Pooja tells Roop that he did the right thing to save his father. To help Roop get over her, she decides to marry colony boy Raja (Pankaj Berry) who is in love with Pooja. Shambu is disappointed with Roop and says that he was better off dead. Roop is shaken and decides to leave Reshma. He goes to Pooja's wedding and expresses his love for her. Pooja refuses to reconsider, but Raja comes forward and reunites the lovers, relinquishing his claim on Pooja. Roop later tries to leave Bombay himself, along with his father and Pooja, but his plans are interrupted when Reshma tries to commit suicide, causing Ajay to have an outburst of anger. Nevertheless, Pooja and Roop get married. Frustrated with such a turn of events, Reshma and her brother devise a plan to make their lives miserable. After tracking Roop, Shambunath, and Pooja down, Ajay puts Roop's father on gallows and a rope tied around his neck with Roop on his feet, leaves with Pooja, and asks Roop to save Pooja or his father. Although Roop refuses to leave his father in such a horrible situation, Roop's father kicks him, sacrificing himself so that he could save Pooja and his son could be happy. Roop sets out to save Pooja, which brings him to a party Ajay is throwing at his hotel. Roop crashes Ajay's party where Pooja is being held hostage. Ajay and Roop begin to fight and brawl, during which Reshma threatens to kill Pooja if Roop doesn't stop fighting with her brother. Ajay then tries to shoot Roop, but Pooja, who just sees him, pushes Roop out of the way and Reshma gets shot, getting killed. Ajay is left in a shocked and catatonic state, while Roop and Pooja escape. Roop and Pooja end up crying on a sidewalk, embracing each other bloodily and distressed.

Don Quixote (Amrish Puri) is a don who plans on selling India in a widely publicized auction. His plan is simple, kidnap the Indian President S. D. Sharma (Anupam Kher), replace him with a lookalike Nathuram (also Anupam Kher), throw a scare and "force" the fake president to sell India. Don Quixote had a plastic surgeon create 5 duplicates, and Don puts them through a test and determines the one best suited for the job. He then kills the 4 excess duplicates and also the Doctor who created them. Belatedly, Don realizes that Nathuram stammers under stress. Since the Government of the country has resigned, and the country is waiting for fresh elections, the President is in charge of the country. SD Sharma implements President's rule in the country in light of the prevailing financial crisis and the threat of terrorism against the country. Don Quixote plans to incite riots all over the country at midnight. As Army controls internal riots, external enemies will push their terrorists into India, and during this chaos, Don will replace the President of India. Hero (Shah Rukh Khan) is new to Bombay and broke. Hero came to act in the movies and ended up on the streets with his dreams shattered. Miss India (Deepa Sahi) is busy living it up the night she meets Hero as this is her last night of freedom. They meet at Marine Drive and decide to spend the night entertaining each other in any way possible. Throughout the night Hero and Miss India run into Havaldar (Tiku Talsania). Miss India wants Hero to make her laugh, and they roam the streets of Bombay at night looking for fun. In exchange, Miss India feeds Hero. Together they encounter the diversity of India, a microcosm of different cultures (home grown and foreign influenced), music (classic or western), religions, economic status (rich and poor) and beliefs (Scientific, spiritual or downright superstitious), which comes together as an unfinished country known as India. Meanwhile, Don Quixote's son Prince (Javed Jaffrey) has set his eyes on Miss India, who shows no interest in him. Prince wants Miss India to go with him and presents her a necklace as a gift. Miss India rejects the gift and tells him that he cannot order her around. Prince considers her as his personal property. He represents the entitlement attitude of the privileged class in India. Hero says that everything Prince has belongs to his father and he has earned nothing himself. Prince threatens Hero to back off, but he says that the power of love is bigger than the power of weapons, and forces Prince to retreat. Hero and Miss India are imprisoned by Havaldar when their truck rams into a police paddy wagon. Prince asks Don to get Miss India released, but she refuses to leave without her friends. Havaldar is forced to let them go, as Miss India threatens to kill herself and that would lead to needless escalation. The night turns out to be an adventurous one for Hero and Miss India. Hero discovers that Miss India's father (Tinnu Anand) is a drunkard who wants her to enter prostitution, while Miss India discovers that Hero has a brain tumor and finds an X-ray in his bag which is proof of the same. Hero falls in love with Miss India. As they serenade each other, Prince finds and confronts Miss India. Prince attacks Hero, but he and Miss India manage to escape. Hero and Miss India gain access to a convention center after changing into some fancy clothes that they stole from a showroom. Unknown to them, this is where Don was implementing his plan to switch the President. The President arrives for inauguration and is engulfed in a bomb blast, which drops his glasses to the ground. Hero retrieves the glasses but finds that the man being rescued by the security forces (who also looked like the President) already had glasses. When they find out Quixote's plans, they decide to save the president. Don triggers the riots, but Prince goes to save Miss India. Don goes after Prince to protect him from the riots. Prince abducts Miss India from the streets and brings her to his palace. Hero follows her. Quixote is killed in some riots and Prince takes his throne. Prince decides to continue his father's plan. Hero reaches Prince, who had kept Miss India captive. After a brutal fight, Hero beats Prince, and rescues Miss India. Hero (disguised as Prince) and Miss India, manage to enter the auditorium where the auction is taking place. At the auditorium, Nathuram, as President, declares his intention to auction off the country to the highest bidder. Hero drives up the prices to the point of 100,000 Billion dollars. Prince, in his father's Don attires, suddenly makes an entry with his henchmen. Hero is caught and imprisoned with the real President SD Sharma. SD Sharma and Hero work together to escape the cell and re-enter the auditorium, where the auction has been reset. Prince buys the country for Rs 1 and drapes a flag around him. Hero, Miss India, and their friends successfully overpower the cronies. Some people previously rescued by Hero and Miss India kill the fake president, pushing a hose in his mouth, causing his stomach to inflate and explode. When Prince attacks Hero and Miss India, causing all three of them to smash the glass and fall out of the building, Hero and Miss India create a parachute from an Indian Flag, taken from Prince's body. During the jump, Prince falls to his death. Hero and Miss India land on the roof of a double-Decker bus, and Hero declares that he is glad to be alive. When Miss India reminds him that he has a brain tumor, Hero tells her that the X-ray she saw was taken a year and a half ago.

Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa is a story of a middle class man who wants to make his career in the field of music, but his father does not allow him to do so. He also loves a girl who takes him as no more than a good friend, and is left heartbroken when he learns that she loves someone else. Things take a turn when the girl comes back in his life after she is rejected by her partner's parents.